(Obligatory “Mayonegg” clip.)
Everyone, and I don’t care who you are, has weird eating habits. I wouldn’t be surprised if even the Pope secretly dips his french fries in mayo. Here, I’ll even go first. I’m a food separatist, which means I pick everything apart. Like sushi rolls? Forget about it. I take a bite to break the rice barrier and then methodically go in with my chopsticks like I’m playing Operation to pick out all of the ingredients. Also, when it comes to candy like candy corn or gummi worms, I can only bite off one color section at a time. (I am literally doing this right now with gummi cola bottles.)
The topic of food eccentricities is an endlessly fascinating subject. To that point, someone posed the question on Reddit: “What is your unusual food habit?” And the results are astounding. I know I will never feel shame about my weirdo habits after reading this. And please, since we’re all friends here, feel free to leave your own quirks in the comments. Ya freaks.
Cheese Doritos dipped in milk, then suck the cheese milk off the chip and eat the naked chip. Delicious.
EDIT: Guys, it’s actually delicious! Please try it.
LOL hard pass. Also, do you drink the milk after?
My co-worker 1.) Takes his sandwich out of the fridge. 2.) Removes the single slice of swiss cheese. 3.) Eats his sandwich. 4.) Places the cheese slice on a plate. 4.) Puts this in the toaster oven until melted. 5.) Proceeds to eat the cheese with a fork and knife.
Mitch if you are reading this, ITS WEIRD.
Jesus, Mitch. Stop freaking out your coworkers.