People are inexplicably fascinated with baby names. Like this one for baby boys or this Game of Thrones inspired list and especially this list in which Instagram filters become names. Even if you’re not expecting kids for another ten years, it’s hard to ignore the allure of a baby name list, good or bad.
A website called The Stir, which blogs about all the things on the minds of moms, recently posted a list of the 21 worst baby names of 2016 (so far) and it’s pretty crazy what people come up with. You’ll probably doubt if these are real and so did we, but apparently Redditors have all the suspicious stories to back them up.
We decided to take ten of the twenty-one names and imagine a future in which these sassy little babies turn into grown-up drama queens, joining Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise. Because what else would you do with them? We apologize in advance if for some reason you were planning on naming your kid one of these names and we manage to ruin it.
1. Little Sweetmeat (Can’t possibly be real.) — “My meat may be sweet but I’m still one hot tamale.”