Actual Headline: ‘Seemingly Drunk Swedish Moose Found Stuck In Tree’

Meanwhile, in Sweden

A seemingly intoxicated moose has been discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede.

Per Johansson, 45, says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbor’s garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples … Other neighbors in the Goteborg suburb Saro had seen the animal sneaking around the area for days. Johansson said the moose appeared to be sick, drunk, or “half-stupid.”

This moose and I could totally hang together. We could be bros. We’d watch football together and chase skirts and start a band called “The Drunk Moose.” It’d be awesome. Meanwhile, Sarah Palin will see this guy and probably want to make a moose chili out of him, which is yet another reason Sarah Palin can never be president.

(HT & bottom image via Matt T.)

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