Kate Upton Gloriously Rejects Darren Rovell’s Valentine’s Day Advances On National TV

02.14.12 6 years ago 8 Comments

Let me just start by saying this: the clip below is one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

Why? Because it features someone we really loathe, douchey CNBC sports business reporter and self-appointed Twitter cop Darren Rovell, getting pwned on live TV by someone we really love, the “footballer’s wife” with “the legs of a W.N.B.A. point guard,” Kate Upton. Yes, watch the very married with a pregnant wife Rovell get down on one knee and ask Upton to be his Valentine, only to get tossed off like just a used tampon. I’m sure Rovell will be tweeting shortly about how Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover models ain’t what they used to be, just like the trolls Playboy puts in its magazines these days.

And as the icing on the cake, watch the nice CNBC anchor lady twist the knife in Rovell’s heart as the segment transitions. Here’s hoping his pregnant wife, who I can only imagine is as unfamiliar with human orgasm as a miniature horse is with long division, beats his already swollen head mercilessly with a frying pan when he comes home tonight looking for the oral sex on Valentine’s Day he has no intention of reciprocating.

Thank you, Kate Upton, for the best Valentine’s Day present ever…

Awesome. Just awesome. Playmate Jaime Edmondson agrees…

(HT: Deadspin)

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