Rush Limbaugh: ‘Dark Knight’s’ Bane Is Part Of An Elaborate Anti-Romney Hollywood Conspiracy

07.17.12 28 Comments

One can only presume that cackling sloth Rush Limbaugh is missing all the attention he received earlier in the year when he labeled women on birth control sluts, because he seems to have emerged from his ladyboy sex dungeon this week hell bent on firing all of the shockingly stupid bullets in his big, bloviator’s gun in a desperate ploy for relevance.

As you ma have heard, he kicked off the week by saying that he has no doubt that President Kenyan-Commie McNegro secretly hates America, the country that lifted him from obscurity and made him the most powerful man in the world. Now today he’s making the case that Dark Knight Rises is an elaborate plot cooked up by liberal Hollywood elitists to destroy Mitt Romney.

Here is a thing Limbaugh actually said on the radio today, in all seriousness….

Have you heard this new movie, the Batman movie, what is it, The Dark Knight Lights Up or whatever the name is. That’s right, Dark Knight Rises. Lights Up, same thing. Do you know the name of the villain in this movie? Bane. The villain in The Dark Knight Rises is named Bane, B-a-n-e. What is the name of the venture capital firm that Romney ran and around which there’s now this make-believe controversy? Bain…Do you think that it is accidental that the name of the really vicious fire breathing four eyed whatever it is villain in this movie is named Bane?

In other words, what anyone who’s not delusional can clearly see is an unfortunate coincidence for Mitt Romney, whose dealings with his former firm have been the target of increased criticism and ridicule, this ass wart sees as a years-in-developing conspiracy to bring down an opponent of the guy the socialists have been conspiring to put in power since he was conceived in the early 60s. Nevermind that the movie’s been in development for years and that Bane as a character has been around longer than Romney on Bain Capital have been in the public eye.

Never forget that there are people out there who actually listen to what this fool says.

(The pic above has been making the rounds on Tumblr for days now, but I believe it originated at Barkers and Rubes)

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