Stephen Colbert To Hold Rally With Herman Cain As Samuel L. Jackson-Narrated Attack Ad Hits The Air

Oh man. I don’t even know where to begin with this.

In the latest chapter in his on-going one-man theater of the absurd currently performing in South Carolina — in addition to on TV and the internet — Stephen Colbert will hold a rally in South Carolina on Friday with Herman Cain. As you may recall, because Colbert was unable to get on the ballot in the state, he’s been encouraging voters to vote for the disgraced Cain, who is still on the ballot in South Carolina, insisting that a vote for Cain is actually a vote for Colbert.

So last night at around 9, I received the following hilarious “press release” in my inbox announcing the joint rally…

FOR IMMEDIATE catch & RELEASE

STEPHEN COLBERT ASKS SOUTH CAROLINA TO

“ROCK ME LIKE A HERMAN CAIN!”

Attention world, particularly the South Carolina part:

NEW YORK CAROLINA — For a week now, Stephen Colbert has been calling on South Carolinians who share his values to vote for Herman Cain during this Saturday’s historic GOP primary. Actually, he hasn’t called on all South Carolinians yet; he’s only up to “Brabham” in the Charleston phonebook.

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