The Daily Show Fabulously Celebrates The Repeal Of DADT


Oh hey did you hear that the U.S. military’s utterly ridiculous “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy was finally, mercifully repealed yesterday? Because it was! And possible dick Jon Stewart and his Daily Show pal Jason Jones — the funniest correspondent in the history of the show, in my opinion — celebrated it in grand style while also mocking the absurdity of it all.

“Jon, the nightmare is real!” said a camo-belly-shirt and Daisy Dukes-wearing Jones said while sipping a Cosmopolitan and dancing to techno music in a fake military camp. “The repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell has turned our once-proud armed forces into a camouflage-thronged pansexual bacchanal! This isn’t an army of one, it’s an army of fuuuuun!”

Do you really need to know anymore? Just watch the clip…

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