A Crazed Fan Turned Every ‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Rumor Into A Detailed Plot Summary

There are two things that all hardcore Star Wars fans love to do:

  1. Watch Star Wars on an endless loop.
  2. Theorize about every possible unresolved morsel of Star Wars trivia… past, present, and future.

The second activity is becoming more and more popular now that Star Wars: The Force Awakens is due in theaters on Dec. 18, 2015. J.J. Abrams, Kathleen Kennedy, and their Marvel-affiliated team of spoiler-prevention specialists have done a really good job of stopping up most (if not all) of the new film’s leaks. Yet, a few have manage to squeak by the censors.

Hence the recent work of Making Star Wars forum user DarthLightlyBruise, who cobbled together a working plot summary for Episode VII based on the website’s past reporting of spoilers, confirmed and otherwise. The website took DarthLightlyBruise’s working plot, fine-tuned it a bit, and posted it online for all interested parties to read (and argue with). If possible spoilers don’t bother you all that much, then read at your own peril.

Then again, it’s nothing really more than fan fiction, so keep that in mind as you wonder why…

(Making Star Wars via Screen Crush)