Film festivals invite extreme reactions; this is pretty much unavoidable. Being surrounded by hundreds of fellow critics all scrambling to formulate an opinion in the minutes following a world premiere of a new film can pressure a writer into taking sides, if only so that an individual hot-take might stand out in a sea of similar opinions. Moreover, everybody wants to be the first one to anoint a masterpiece, and the mental and physical conditions of a two-week film festival — by which I mean unrelenting, merciless exhaustion — can turn an innocuously poor film into a contemptible waste of precious time that could otherwise be spent working, eating, or sleeping.
As such, I’ve tried to take a step outside myself after each screening here at the Cannes Film Festival to consider what environmental factors may be affecting my feelings toward a selection, and whether I might treat it differently if I had caught it on a regular ol’ afternoon screening at my beloved AMC on 34th. The readers who might look into the pictures reviewed here won’t be immersed in the buzzy atmosphere or combating the inhuman bodily demands of a festival setting when they see it, and y’all deserve a review reflecting that.
So when I say that American Honey is a nearly three-hour Everest of hot garbage, you can trust that I have carefully weighed this declaration of war. I actually took in the press screening of Andrea Arnold’s fourth feature (her others include Fish Tank and Wuthering Heights) last night, but wanted to sit on it for a little while longer to see if a bit of time might cool the heat of my disdain for this gritty chronicle of teenaged life of the fringes of rural society. As the film’s reputation as the frontrunner for the Palme d’Or has solidified, however, I’ve only grown more resentful of its sub-Spring Breakers entry-level commentary on The Futility of the American Dream and its cast of unsympathetic, uninteresting runaways.
This 162-minute plod possesses enough charm and original ideas to fill a half-hour short, rewriting the typical rough-hewn coming-of-age story as a road musical without production numbers, just feral white kids ecstatically and unabashedly screaming the N-word over barely listenable trap-rap. In Céline Sciamma’s outstanding Girlhood, a superficially similar female bildungsroman that played Cannes’ Directors Fortnight sidebar in 2014, Rihanna’s “Diamonds” soundtracked a joyful, cathartic expression of youthful lust for life as the cast danced in a hotel room. In American Honey, Rihanna purrs “We found love in a hopeless place” as our heroine, you guessed it, finds love in a hopeless place.
The obviousness starts with the painfully on-the-nose needle-drops and runs all the way down to the rambling plot, which sends the hardscrabble Star (first-timer Sasha Lane, plucked from a Mexican restaurant outside Frisco, Texas by talent scouts combing America’s nether parts for convincing street urchins) into a tribe of magazine subscription sales-kids with a penchant for raising hell after quitting time. She’s recruited by Jake (Shia LaBeouf, sporting an embarrassing eyebrow piercing and a hard-to-look-at braided rat-tail), a wayward soul the script clearly intends to be played as charismatic, but ends up somewhere in the neighborhood of “skeevy.” As they travel around the Midwest talking locals into buying magazine subscriptions — which is not a euphemism, mostly — the far-superior Star develops a crush on the young fast-talker and they strike up a furtive romance, despite both his commitment to their leader Krystal (The Girlfriend Experience TV show’s Riley Keough, the only performance other than Lane’s worth a damn) and his habit of treating Star like yesterday’s trash.
Teenagers do foolhardy things, so maybe Star’s continued interest in him makes some sort of hormonally-cockeyed sense, but that still leaves Arnold’s tone-deaf treatment of life lived poor, the film’s lone stab at a theme. She makes hovering around the poverty line look like a blast as the kids get messed up and howl along to the radio, until the film halts abruptly to gawk at a heroin-addicted redneck’s hovel. For the rest of the American Honey‘s long, long run time, we’re treated to passages of dipsh*t kids acting like dipsh*ts and other empty provocations involving frontal nudity and drug use. Star, to her credit, recognizes the idiocy and untenability of this lifestyle even as it draws her in. If only the audience could’ve recognized those same qualities in the film in time to spare themselves a massive head-and-ass-ache.