Embarrassing confession time: I have actually never seen Jaws. I know, I know. I’m basically a non-person. But now I don’t have to*, because the ever talented Robert Jones of Tastefully Offensive put together this harrowing cut that boils down the movie into just three minutes. So, just in time for the 40th anniversary tomorrow, watch it again or for the first time. And if you’re feeling particularly in the mood, you can check out the vinyl soundtrack over on Amazon.
*I promise I will watch Jaws eventually