Continuing his run as one of the nicest people currently working in show business, Magic Mike XXL star Channing Tatum hosted his very first Ask Me Anything session on Reddit today, and the results were… revealing. The purpose for this AMA was actually to promote his incredible Omaze contest that was launched earlier this month, as fans still have two days to enter for the chance to win the most baller VIP trip to the Magic Mike XXL premiere with Magic Mike himself, all for a very good cause.
In perhaps the best display of just how nice the man we’ve dubbed C-Tates really is, he showed that when it comes to arguably the worst movie that he’s ever made, Jupiter Ascending, he’s above playing dumb and acting like he thinks it was a good film or that the h8erz out there just didn’t get it.
Respect, indeed. The only way that answer is better is if he calls the movie Poopiter Ascending like me. But you’re not here for some A-lister’s brief mea culpa over a box office dud. You’re here because you want to know what C-Tates calls his penis, right? Well, hold on to your mushroom hats…
Damn it, I owe Vince $5. I’ve always guessed that C-Tates named his penis The Wu-Tang Glans. Okay, how about something that we can use, perhaps a hot hunk of news about his role as Gambit? Is Gambit going to be in X-Men: Apocalypse or what?
BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. I can see right through your lies, C-Tates. As for Magic Mike XXL, which hits theaters on July 1, why does Tatum love this role so much?
I’d just like to note that C-Tates writes in all lower case in casual conversation like I do, so it’s just reason no. 1337658576238g2147y4 why he and I are supposed to be best friends. Also, my penis is named Sullivan.