Over the course of the franchise’s seven films, the Fast & Furious crew has gone from street racers who run a lunch counter by day and steal DVD players at night to the United States’ government’s only hope against a series of criminals who possess (or are attempting to possess) high-end top secret devices capable of shutting down entire cities and locating people anywhere in the world. It’s important to remember that sometimes. So, really, if we’re being honest with ourselves, it’s not that big of a leap to traveling back in time to race Hitler.
Which brings us to Fast Nein: The Fast & The Führer, an IndieGogo project from a man named Jordan VanDina, who is seeking $100 million — kind of, as he admits in a disclaimer that he has “no power or authority to make this movie” — so he can make his passion project.
Help fund the next installment of the “Fast and Furious” series. We will get cameos from The Expendables, Donald Trump, The Terminator, Doc Brown and Hitler’s micro-penis. Oh and Vin Diesel stops 9/11! Fund today!
So, there’s that. But there’s also this! VanDina has also written a 70+ page script for the project, and it’s, well, kind of perfect. From a little classic Dom/Hobbs banter…
… to the dramatic moment when Dom meets Hitler…
… to… look, let’s not spoil the ending here. The point is that it is delightful, and as someone who has a great passion for the Fast & Furious movies and being a rascal on the internet, it has my full support.