‘Hamilton’ Is Finally Going To Be The Subject Of An Awesomely-Named Porn Parody

Senior Writer
06.07.16 4 Comments
Hamiltoe

WoodRocket

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but “they” have never officially weighed in on how porn parodies play into that idea. Regardless, when you’re the mastermind behind a pop culture phenomenon – be it a film, TV show, or Broadway play – you have to at least take comfort in knowing that the folks at WoodRocket (SFW) are producing your title’s porn parody, because they are simply the best at what they do. Just as they’ve done to some of our favorite titles in the past (the Archer pictorial remains a creepy personal favorite), the Rocket has set its horny gaze upon the smash musical hit Hamilton.

And folks, it’s not even editorializing when I say that the name of the Hamilton porn parody is just f*cking perfection…

Hamiltoe. That is beautiful. Dare I say it’s better than Strokemon? It wasn’t long ago that we lamented the demise of porn parody title creativity, and this feels like the ship has been righted and then some. In fact, it’s not even fair to the porn parodies that come after this. Has WoodRocket raised the bar so high that it won’t be able to match this feat again? Most likely, but let’s not allow that to deter us from the ridiculous parody at hand.

Casting has only just begun for Hamiltoe, according to the press release, but it promises to be special.

Hamiltoe will be revolutionary. It will be the first hip-hop porn musical spoofing a Broadway show, celebrating a historical figure. And it will have anal sex.” says WoodRocket Producer, Lee Roy Myers.

All this talk about porn and Hamilton and I can’t help but think back to Lin-Manuel Miranda telling Kanye West that Hamilton is all about him. Gee, I wonder if that fun nugget about Kim Kardashian’s husband will end up in a porn movie.

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