‘Rogue One: A Star Wars Story’ Gets The Jar Jar Binks Version Absolutely No One Asked For

Did you watch the trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and think it was missing a certain character who was shockingly still alive after the prequels? Specifically a Gungan bastard who was almost killed off as an inside joke in Star Wars: The Force Awakens? A fish-faced piece of sh*t who makes meesa want to kill so many Bothans? That’s right, Jar Jar Binks — the character who makes the Ewoks look like f*cking Shaft — has been inserted into the remixed trailer for Rogue One above. Listen all y’all, that’s a sabotage.

Rogue Binks: A Star Wars Story was edited by Michael Murdock, who not only recast Jyn Erso as Jar Jar, but also inserted a few surprises, like Princess Leia’s performance in the Star Wars Holiday Special over Mon Mothma’s head. (Nobody should have that tape.) Murdock is the same guy who put Jar Jar Binks all over the Force Awakens trailer. Quite the resume. And we’ve got to hand it to him; that Vader scene at the end was something we all should have seen coming. It’s been theorized Jar Jar was secretly a Sith all along, playing the fool to Keyser Söze us all, and even the voice actor behind Jar Jar admitted it could have happened had the character been more popular.

Truly, “Jar Jar is the key to all of this.”

(Via Tastefully Offensive)