Orgazmo isn’t Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s best movie (that honor belongs to South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, or maybe Team America: World Police, or possibly Cannibal! The Musical — they’re really talented), but it does have the best stories. Last year, we told you about the time Parker and porn producer Farrell Timlake allegedly switched personas to mess with Carrie Fisher, Richard Dreyfuss, Timothy Hutton, and Buck Henry, leading to sentences like, “And at a certain point, I just make like I’m so turned on, like I’m so overcome with how hot the action is, that I unzip and drop trou and jump into it.”
There’s also the time the South Park co-creators wanted to mess with a “TV crew from Germany that were doing a feature on us and we wanted to do like a surrealist art kind of thing and keep pushing the boundaries,” Timlake said. “And we had Matt Stone walking into the middle of an orgy – he was completely naked except he had a book of poetry in his hand – and kept walking in the middle of it and just start saying, ‘Dead bird, dead bird, dead bird.’ Then he’d walk out, served no other purpose other than that.”
Like I said, the best stories. Here’s a new classic.
“We dosed at the AVN Awards… these are porn’s equivalent of the Oscars, except saying there is way more cleavage would be an understatement. But they do have similarities, like an endless parade of people you don’t know and you don’t care about standing up and saying stuff that only is going to be interesting if they piss everyone off saying it. So we are tripping balls (you know, being a Deadhead had its privileges), and Trey and I decide we are about to win every single award. We would take a few steps toward the podium already busting out our speeches to anyone that would listen.
But wouldn’t you know it? Someone else would always win that Best Bottom in a Gay Gang Bang or whatever, and we would have to storm back to the table, disgruntled losers due a win. Then the next ones would start getting announced, and again, we were back on our way up to certain triumph for Best Dildo Mold Makers or whatever.” (Via Cracked)
Timlake also claims he, Stone, and Parker dropped acid before a Sundance panel about “how film would be in the future.” There were other filmmakers on stage, too, and while the professionals were “trying to sound earnest and professional and visionary,” the Orgazmo gang was “going into spoken word poetry.” Making a movie with Trey Parker and Matt Stone sounds fun.