While South Carolina decides what to do with its Lizard Man problem, the good people of Dublin, Ireland suffered through an equally dangerous crisis this morning… rampaging Minions.
Well, to be fair, it was only one quickly deflated 40-foot Minion balloon, which flew into the road, and its only crime was momentarily blocking cars. But, some poor person stuck in traffic was probably late to their job interview, and they really needed the position, because they have kids to feed, and their ex- is behind on alimony and child support, and the electric company is threatening to turn off the power. School starts soon, too, and Lil’ Johnny needs a new backpack…
Minions, our greatest enemies.
(Via the Journal)