Let’s be truthful in this sacred web space and acknowledge that the answer to this question is probably, “My damn self,” because who among us hasn’t dreamed of being a starship captain? You were probably doing it today while filing things at work. But in the name of tapping the nostalgia vein, let’s just say that you’re some kind of pampered space official on board said ship. Someone who has zipped through the stars as a space pirate and now just wants to chill out in the holodeck while someone else makes the hard decisions. So, who you got? We asked our writers and they came back with a motley crew’s worth of choices.