Concerned Dad Thinks It’s ‘Crap’ That His Daughters Have To See This ‘Inappropriate’ Princess Leia Toy

After having been frozen in Carbonite for the past 30 years, a Philadelphia dad is raising a stink over a Slave Leia toy he saw, apparently for the first time, in Target. Fred Hill told My Fox Philly that an action figure of Luke’s sister (is that a spoiler for Mr. Hill?) is “pretty inappropriate.” He added, “I got two daughters I don’t need seeing that crap,” which is the most dad quote ever.

“They’re like, ‘Dad why does this doll have a chain around its neck?’ I don’t have any answers. I was just blown away looking at it,” Hill said.

Even his kids thought the toy meant for ages 4-and-up maybe better suited for adults. (Via)

Nah, they were just bummed Target was out of Porkins and Lobot dolls.

(Via My Fox Philly)