Ronda Rousey is out to conquer Hollywood in a big way. As if roles in the Fast & Furious and Expendables franchise weren’t impressive enough, news just broke that she’ll be playing Patrick Swayze’s former role in a gender-swapped remake of Road House. It’s a bold move, Cotton, but I’m sure it’ll play out great. Ronda’s got the charisma and the legit fighting chops to roundhouse kick her way to the top of the box office. And once that happens, who knows what kinda reboot roles typically reserved for men she may land?
That got us thinking… and that thinking led to some terrible, terrible photoshopping. And now we can share with you our five top picks for Ronda Rousey’s next reboot role.
Rambo
Jane Rambo is an Iraq war vet who went through The Sh*t and came out the other side a changed woman. All she wants to do is concentrate on her snake venom farm/tugboat transportation business. But when a sexy young cameraman is captured by some non-specific foreign mercenaries, she’s forced to take up arms and fight for what’s right.
Escape from New York
The president’s futurejet has crashed in New York City, now a high-security prison that holds the worst criminals in America. The only person who can save him? Snake Plissken, former special forces commander and all-around badass. Too bad she has no interest in helping the government that betrayed her. But when an explosive device is implanted in her body, she’s forced to do whatever it takes to rescue the president and escape from New York!
The Breakfast Club
Typical high school jock Andrea thinks she’s got it all figured out. But when the principal makes her attend a Saturday detention with four other students, Andrea is forced to open her eyes (and heart) to new points of view… and realizes the labels we force on each other never tell the whole story.
The Lost Girls
Michaela hates that she was forced to move away from home and starts hanging with the wrong crowd. But when her new boyfriend turns out to be the thrawl of a Rowdy vampiress named Davina, she’s forced to battle an entire pack of poofy perm’d blood suckers to save her family from a fate worse than death!
Back to the Future
Martine McFly is your typical small town loser trying to prove herself to everyone. But when her eccentric friend Doc Brown sends her back in time, she’s forced to stand up to the bullies who set her family down a bad path, all while trying to get back… to the future!
Rudy
Judy is a little girl with a big heart who dreams of playing on the men’s football team. But when everyone tells her it just isn’t going to happen, she’s forced to dig deep within herself to find the courage and perseverance to chase her dream.
