If you come at Dwayne Johnson with perceived Jumanji plot holes, you best not miss. Actually, you best not come at Johnson at all because he will publicly shame you. The Rock has no use for your questioning of his action-packed, lighthearted family affairs. He has a few questions for you. First off: how dare you? Second: who do you think you are?
Possible Jumanji Spoilers Below
Twitter’s James McMahon proved why you shouldn’t (or maybe should) tag people when you’re on a mission to critique by asking why a certain character has a key item when they get resurrected after they get killed in the movie. Mr. McMahon tries to put this in video game terms, when Jumanji is not a video game. It’s a movie. A movie starring The Rock, who doesn’t want to hear about McMahon’s opinion.
https://twitter.com/jamesjammcmahon/status/956174474444967936
Actually my friend, in the JUMANJI Lore Handbook, it clearly states in article 72 of section 7, that “any character who loses a life, shall return to their original state with any item they possessed at the time of their demise”. So kindly go f*ck yourself James.
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) January 24, 2018
A “go f*ck yourself” from The Rock hurts more than 11 unprotected chair shots in an “I Quit” match. Apparently, Dwayne Johnson only has time for one McMahon in his life, and his name is Vince. Or maybe Shane. Okay so Rock has room for a few McMahons in his life but he clearly doesn’t want to hear about any plotholes.
