Plastered, sober, stoned, straight-edge — it doesn’t really matter what you are before you watch the opening scene of Up. Once it ends, you’re going to be a puddle of tears. Unless you’re one of the sweaty, drunk, non-crying monsters in the video above. They’ve purportedly never seen the Pixar classic, which means they’ve never experienced TRUE LOVE. Or what it’s like to sob when you’re in a movie theater surrounded by kids. Such a proud moment.