Jar Jar Binks is the Poochie of Star Wars, although he sadly did not die on his way back to his home planet. So, Will It Blend is just going to have to step in and deal with the annoying Gungan once and for all.
Probably the best part of this video is the fact that the Jar Jar toy they use does this after it meets the whirling blades of death:
Yes, that’s a smear. We have no idea why, exactly, a $10 plastic toy leaves behind a smear on a blender wall, but it really adds to the realism of feeding a fake alien into the spinning death blades of a Blentec blender. You almost wish this was real, so you could see Jar Jar pull a Back to the Future and disappear from the Star Wars timeline.
Sadly, Jar Jar will remain a part of the canon, along with everything else about the prequels. But thankfully, we’re unlikely to see anything from him anytime soon. It’s not quite Abrams guaranteeing Jar Jar meets his maker, but after what that creature put us through, we’ll take what we can get.
(Via Geeks Are Sexy)