If there’s one thing men (and let’s face it, women) from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s, pretty much anyone who grew up with MTV/has ever had access to the Internet can agree on, it’s that Bobbie Brown is a babe. The model, who’s best known for starring in the music video for Warrant’s “Cherry Pie” and this sentence doesn’t really need to go any further, because “Cherry Pie” speaks for itself. Anyway, Brown wrote a book called Dirty Rocker Boys about her exploits in the 1980s, including the time she went home with a very young Leonardo DiCaprio.
It was [19-year-old] DiCaprio, however, with whom she nearly went all the way, a year before he became a megastar in Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo and Juliet. They met in the VIP lounge of the Grand Ville club in Hollywood and Brown felt that her “inner GILF was ready to party” so invited him to her house. They put on TLC’s “Waterfalls,” started kissing and undressing themselves on her bed.
Brown writes: “I unbuttoned his jeans and tugged down on his boxers. When I saw made me gasp. It made no sense. The kid put Tommy Lee to shame.”
Then DiCaprio dropped the question which almost killed the mood, she claims. “So Bobbie, do you have any diseases? Also what about gonorrhea? Have you been tested for that?” (Via)
Oh yeah, and this happened, too:
She met Stephen Dorff in a club and had to turn him down after being appalled by his opening line: “So, you wanna go back to my house and f*ck?”
I want to read this book immediately.