The ‘Official Donald Trump Jam’ Is Our New National Anthem

So far in 2016, there have been two songs to top the Billboard Hot 100: Adele’s “Hello” and Justin Bieber’s “Sorry.” Well, sorry right back at ya, Biebs, because a new single is about to take over the country: “Official Donald Trump Jam.” While Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush have unsuccessfully tried to prove they’re Hip and Cool with The Youths, not unlike Steve Buscemi in 30 Rock, Trump has endorsed a song that speaks to teens everywhere.

Feast on this tasty rhyme.

“President Donald Trump knows how to make America great
Deal from strength or get crushed every time”

(This is what happens when all musicians tell you to “f*ck [yourself].”)

The “Official Donald Trump Jam” was performed by Freedom Girls from Pensacola, Florida, at a rally earlier this week. (Trump rallies are as comically patriotic as a Toby Keith song, and as white as a Wes Anderson movie.) It is not a parody, nor an SNL sketch. And unlike America, it’s already great.

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