In a perfect world, Canada would be the first of many countries to deny Chris Brown entry. He’d spend the rest of his days traveling from continent to continent, looking for someone, anyone, who wants him, only to be rejected time and time again. Eventually, he’d find an isolated igloo in Antarctica and live like Heisenberg in New Hampshire, watching that one Office episode on a loop.
One day. Until then, though, we’ll have to deal with his beefs with Drake, whose fans are having a blast mocking the Great White North being all like, “Thanks, but no thanks.”
https://twitter.com/PhillyCustoms/status/570349305413791745
— CHRIS FOXX (@FoxxFiles) February 24, 2015
https://twitter.com/TheOnlyReed/status/570338085289922560
drake's phone soon as chris brown tried to enter canada: pic.twitter.com/z3fsKBhZbS
— frank bullitt (@the_blueprint) February 24, 2015
Drake during Chris' NYC radio run. Drake 15 mins ago pic.twitter.com/L37fzdtPZt
— Low (@LowKeyUHTN) February 24, 2015
when drake heard chris brown was trying to cross the border – https://t.co/EapPMSP0dA
— frank bullitt (@the_blueprint) February 24, 2015
https://twitter.com/TheSunKingCam/status/570355258238480385
https://twitter.com/Mr_Ndilula_JR/status/570340906710093824
— L.A.S. (@SartoriallyInc) February 24, 2015
https://twitter.com/Skighwalker/status/570337806540623872
Couldn’t have happened to a scummier bag.