In a perfect world, Canada would be the first of many countries to deny Chris Brown entry. He’d spend the rest of his days traveling from continent to continent, looking for someone, anyone, who wants him, only to be rejected time and time again. Eventually, he’d find an isolated igloo in Antarctica and live like Heisenberg in New Hampshire, watching that one Office episode on a loop.
One day. Until then, though, we’ll have to deal with his beefs with Drake, whose fans are having a blast mocking the Great White North being all like, “Thanks, but no thanks.”
Couldn’t have happened to a scummier bag.