Frank Ocean Has Some Important Frank Ocean D*ck News He’d Like To Share With You

In case you were curious as to how Frank Ocean’s dick has been holding up since he came out of the closet, wonder no more: it’s doing just fine, thank you very much. Growing like a garden weed, apparently!

How do I know this, you ask? Because Frank Ocean tweeted about his dick last night, offering a very important status update to all Frank Ocean dick news obsessives.

I’m guessing Ocean either lost some weight or is taking pills given to him by Jimmy Johnson. Either way, this is IMPORTANT news! No one denies this!

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