Garfunkel And Oates Want You To Put *It* In Their Christian Girl ‘Loophole’

06.26.13 5 years ago 13 Comments

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As a Jew, everything I learned about being Christian, I learned from YouTube videos from bands named after the lesser halves of famous musical duos. Lesson #1: many Christian girls are saving themselves for marriage, but because they still want to have sex, they’re fine with guys sticking IT in their butt, a technique known as “God’s Loophole.” That’s the only lesson anyone ever needs to know about being Christian. Thanks, Garfunkel and Oates.


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