Jessica Simpson Is Officially Off The Market Again, Y’all!

Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson, her fiancee of four years and father of her two children, in Santa Barbara this weekend. Ahhh, so that’s why she got skinny again. Nothing will motivate a woman to lose weight more than an approaching wedding date. Mystery solved! People reported on the grand affair:

Simpson, 33, wore a custom Carolina Herrera gown to exchange vows with Johnson, 34, in front of more than 250 guests, including Ashlee Simpson and her fiancé Evan Ross, Jessica Alba, Cash Warren, CaCee Cobb and Donald Faison.

The couple’s son, Ace, who just turned 1, served as a ring bearer and their daughter, Maxwell, 2, walked down the aisle as a flower girl accompanied by Ashlee’s 5-year-old son, Bronx.

Well, good for Jessica Simpson. I don’t really have anything much else to say about this except to point out that I love the fact that Jessica Simpson went from being the super duper Christian chick who supposedly saved herself for marriage to being a person who had her children with the person she was marrying participate in her second wedding. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, mind you. Just further evidence to prove that Nick Lachey ruins everything.