Justin Bieber Knows Fergie’s ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry’ A Little Too Well On ‘Lip Sync Battle’

Notorious butt-haver Justin Bieber faces off against Deion Sanders on Thursday’s Lip Sync Battle, and Spike has released this clip ahead of time, in which Bieber performs a moving routine to Fergie’s 2006 hit “Big Girls Don’t Cry.” Ugh, Justin Bieber. Stop trying to endear yourselves to us because… it’s actually starting to work. How is this the same kid who, like a year and a half ago, was getting arrested for drag racing and egging his neighbor’s house, and now has us all like, “Aww, look. He’s really putting his heart into it.”

I don’t know who’s orchestrating the PR strings behind the scenes here, but if I’m ever found in a bathtub full of blow, I know who I’d want in my corner.