Justin Bieber Sleepwalks Through Letterman Top Ten To Promote His New Vagina Perfume

Floppy-haired entertainment bot Justin Bieber was on Letterman last night to promote his new perfume with the vagina-like packaging, and there was just something kinda weird about it. Biebs was sort of giving off a “f*ck this I don’t wanna be here doing this” sort of vibe, which Gawker termed “awkward.” Maybe he was sleepy — Letterman did note that it was likely past his bedtime — or medicated? Or maybe he was sad because he had to be on the show to promote his vagina perfume on the same night that Kevin James was on to promote his awful new movie about a talking gorilla? I guess we’ll never know.