Justin Bieber’s Concert Takings Stolen By South African Thieves From Stadium Strongroom Using Chisels

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Thieves have reportedly stolen more than one million rand (£70,000) in takings after a Justin Bieber concert at Johannesburg’s Soccer City stadium.

The gang, armed with ropes, hammers and chisels, broke into a strongroom…The haul included takings from the Justin Bieber concert and a gig the previous evening by rockers Bon Jovi.

It’s thought the thieves may have taken several days to chisel their way through a thick wall at the FNB stadium outside Johannesburg. They then lowered themselves by rope into a room used to store cash and escaped undetected. (Via)

If GIFs have taught me anything (they have), it’s that the mastermind behind this operation is: JB’s monkey.

My god, if JB controls the monkeys, he controls the world.

(Via BBC. Pic via Bieber’s Instagram page)

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