Kanye West Allegedly Punched A Guy At The Chiropractor’s Office In The Least Believable Story Of 2014

You comfy? Got some popcorn? A nice, cold beverage? Excellent. It’s story time, you see, and today’s doozie of a ripping, good yarn comes to us from TMZ, which has the EXCLUSIVE story of a trip to the chiropractor gone awry for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Of all the spine specialists in all the world, Kim reportedly walked right into the one that was just about to give an exam to the most racist and homophobic 18-year old on the face of the planet.

According to TMZ, the young man started off as the sweetest boy but quickly turned into the devil himself.

Kim was at a Beverly Hills medical building when she was swarmed by photogs. We’re told the guy allegedly tried to help Kim get in the building, as he started screaming, “F**k these fa**ot-ass n****rs”” — referring to the paparazzi. Kim then told him it was not appropriate to use the N-word. We’re told he then screamed at her, “F**k you bitch. Just trying to help you. Shut up n****r lover, stupid slut.”

Gee, was this the chiropractor’s office or a Michael Richards standup act? But seriously, folks, it gets a lot dumber.

Apparently that got Kim hot as fish grease …

… she watched the guy walk into an office. As they were walking we’re told the guy continued berating Kim. She dialed Kanye on his cell, and when the guy realized Kanye was on the phone he allegedly said, “F**k you N****r.” Kanye — who had just arrived at the building — then met up with Kim.

Sources say Kanye and Kim rushed into the waiting room of chiropractor Richard Hill and found the 18-year-old sitting there. Witnesses say Kanye punched the guy and Kim screamed, “We have it all on tape.”

And now the LAPD is investigating Kanye for battery because the 18-year old is pressing charges. Obviously, if this did happen, it would be great if Kim had video of it all going down, because this guy would certainly deserve to be punched in the face for being a cutting room floor villain from Django Unchained. But until we see some video, we’ll just assume it was a slow day at the Kardashian/Jenner compound and someone made the mistake of letting Kim drum up her own unwarranted attention.

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