Kanye West Made An Honest(-ish) Woman Out Of Kim Kardashian In The Most Kanye Way Possible

“PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!” Perfect. Kanye West loudly and publicly proposed to Kim Kardashian last night at AT&T Park in San Francisco, because the Giants being terrible this season wasn’t embarrassing enough.

According to the laptop-carrying monkeys at TMZ, who are treating today like Christmas times Halloween plus Buying New Leather Jeans Day, “Sources connected to the couple tell us Yeezy flew Kim to San Francisco, blindfolded her, and whisked her off to AT&T Park [where] we’re told he had a full orchestra playing Lana Del Rey’s “Young and Beautiful” … one of Kim’s favorite songs.” “Sources” also confirm they wanted to do the proposal around Halloween, before human pumpkin Bruce Jenner turns moldy and left to rot on the front porch.

“Young and Beautiful” is such a disappointing choice. I mean, obviously, a vapid song from a vapid, statuesque singer would be “one of Kim’s favorite songs,” but Kanye couldn’t have picked up something far more fitting?

Make that MRS. Fat Booty.

(Via TMZ)