Kanye West’s Alleged Wedding Speech Was Of Course Predictably Insane

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05.25.14 4 Comments


As you’re probably aware by now, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian got married yesterday in a ridiculous, over-the-top ceremony at Florence’s 16th-century Forte di Belvedere. Of course, no good Kanye West affair would be complete without some rambling, Kanye West ego f*ckery — so sources reporting tidbits of his apparently 20 minute long wedding speech reveal the most Kanye Westiest rant ever.

“[The media] feel like it’s okay to put you on the tabloid covers to sell your image, to use you in an SNL spoof … We don’t negotiate. We’re not like that. We’re not stupid … The Kardashians are an industry! … We are warriors! There is not one person at this table that has not had to defend us at some point or another. … At this [other wedding guest] table…the combination of powers…can make the world a better place. [These are] the most remarkable people of our time. … [Kim is the] ideal celebrity … the ideal art, [and I can’t wait to be] spending every single day of [my] life with Kim.”

Most women would probably be offended at their new husband basically referring to them as an insentient brand or image on the night of their wedding, but being that Kim Kardashian’s last wedding was A) less than three years ago, and B) completely orchestrated for a reality show, this was probably the most romantic thing Kim has ever heard in her entire life.

So, congratulations, you crazy kids. May you always be fabulous accessories/media exposures for one another.

(Via The Fishwrapper)

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