Let’s Take A Peek Into Justin ‘Bizzle’ Bieber’s New Atlanta Hip Hop Mansion

Last week we brought you the news that Justin Bieber was planning to move to Atlanta so he can be a “big boy” hip-hop artist — in addition to changing his name to “Bizzle.” Well people, Grandmaster Bizzle was not f*cking around, because take a look at this $10.95 million, seven bedroom home he’s considering purchasing in Atlanta’s exclusive Buckhead district. From the Sotheby’s web listing:

Custom new residence in Tuxedo Park, perfect for the sophisticated buyer that wants extraordinary attention to detail. This residence is the Ferrari of luxury real estate in Atlanta. Hand cut stone exterior with slate roof system. Interior has light filled rooms 2 story living room and outdoor loggia. Energy efficient geothermal HVAC systems, Crestron, 70 foot pool/spa, gym, elevator.

The “Ferrari” of luxury real estate? How perfectly fitting. Why don’t we take a walk through this gorgeous mansion which is most likely going to be trashed by that undeserving little turd monster.

What a perfectly lovely, sophisticated bar for someone who is not yet the legal age to drink alcohol and would probably just stock it with Mad Dog 20/20 anyway — despite extraordinate wealth beyond most of our dreams.

This seems strangely accurate. If you asked me what I thought would be playing in Justin Bieber’s screening room, I probably would have said, all Avatar, all the time. Either that or Hotel For Dogs. Nailed it, Sotheby’s.

Sorry, decorative hedge. I regret to inform you that going forward you will be trimmed into the shape of a “B” and frequently urinated on.

You’re looking at the largest future STD cocktail in the lower 48 states.

It just pains me to think of all the fine wine which will never be stored in this cellar. Bieber and his crew will probably just fill it up with whatever brand of crappy soda they like to make “sizzurp” with.

Via The Daily Mail. — photos via Sotheby’s.