A peculiar piece of advertising from the United Arab Emirates appears destined to have Taylor Swift‘s legal squad partying like its 1989.
Take a look at this card for a massage parlor. Does the “New Lady” look familiar to you? We’ll give you a moment to fill in the “Blank Space.” (It’s Taylor Swift. The headline of this post and the paragraph above would be WILDLY misleading if it wasn’t.)
Reddit user Rinaldi363 came across this curious rectangle in Dubai which seems to be playing a bit fast and loose with The Mighty Taylor’s likeness. Considering the pop colossus’ philosophy on photography and general super-successful rich celeb thing, we have our doubts that you’ll have the singer prepping your jacuzzi if you swing by Magic Touch. Set your sights a little lower next time, Magic Touch. If you plunked Willa Ford on there we could envision a world where that might happen.
On the subject of more credible arms of the Swift Empire, the stadium-stuffing recording artist has just dropped her The 1989 World Tour Live concert film. If you’re a Swiftie, this doc will likely double as a deep-tissue massage for your emotions.