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The hipster Beyoncé, Michael Cera, released a surprise album on Bandcamp last night that somehow doesn’t just consist of Sex Bob-omb outtakes and “Getaway.” True That is tagged as “alternative dirty hello home recording modest music New York,” so yeah, it’s pretty much what you think it is, with mostly instrumental tracks broken up by the occasional soft vocal. It’s like Guided by Voices, except not at all. I intentionally haven’t looked at the track listing, though, because I want to guess the song titles.
1. “Fun, Sexy Time for Us”
2. “No, Not That George Michael”
3. “Berenstain Bummers”
4. “Que Cera, Cera (Whatever Will Be, Will Be)”
5. “47-Minute Woodblock Solo”
Everyone quit after recording that last track, figuring it was their “Stairway to Heaven.”
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Wait, what?!
So I just listened to some and now I know what I’ll be playing at all my dinner parties.
I’m convinced Michael Cera is a top secret government experiment to combat feminism.
+1
WTF? Why the hell does beta-male Jesus think he can just release an album and everyone will instantly lov…
*reads track list.*
Oh goddamn it, you had me with the title of track #3.
I haven’t read yet either, but I’m guessing Track 1 is “Er… Ummm… Yeah… (nervous shuffle)… and Stuff.”
Sure it’s twee…TWEE AS FUCK!!! OOOOWWW!