Norway Has Its Own Rebecca Black Named Tonje Langeteig, And She Is Awful

06.03.11 2 Comments

Her name is Tonje Langeteig. In the intro to her “song,” titled “I Don’t Wanna Be A Crappy Housewife,” she says, “Hi, my name is Tonje, I’m a little pretty girl trapped inside a grownup’s body.” Go ahead, feel free to hate her at this point, but Tonje’s just a party girl who doesn’t want to settle for domestication — she just wants to get her extensions all fluffed up, put on a slutty dress, inject a bunch of party drugs, and go out looking for an ejaculation that should have been swallowed to sex with. LEAVE TONJE ALONE!

Oh, who are we kidding, she’s awful.

The similarities between Tonje’s video and Rebecca Black’s are striking; As The AV Club points out, “The song follows the same sort of nonsensical structure as ‘Friday,’ right down to the inexplicable rap breakdown in place of a bridge before hitting that oh-so-requisite key change for the final chorus.”

Bonus: Even worse than the performance above, here is Tonje performing the song live. I hope you’re sitting down and didn’t eat a big lunch!

(via Buzzfeed)

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