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IMPORTANT DIDDY/KATE UPTON DATING UPDATE HERE!
Get ready to throw your copy of The Saga Continues… out the window, because this is very distressing news (also, why do you still have a copy of The Saga Continues…, weirdo?). P. Diddy is (allegedly) dating Cat Daddy.
After the 20-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl said she was single on Valentine’s Day and had broken up with star Detroit Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander, she was spotted a little over a month later, on March 24, sucking face with Diddy, 43, at club LIV in Miami Beach.
“They were kissing, they weren’t hiding it,” an eyewitness tells Confidenti@l.
Following their hot hookup in South Beach, the duo met up again in New York, sharing an intimate dinner together at Gemma in the Bowery Hotel on Thursday. (Via)
Hm. Well. Looks like it’s time for some journalism: Which Is More Unfair, P. Diddy Dating Kate Upton in 2013 or Puff Daddy Dating Jennifer Lopez in 1999?: An UPROXX Investigation. First up, the case for Miss Upton.
Thank you, Miss Upton. Very nice. Circa-1999/2000 Ms. Lopez, it’s your turn.
What do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Combs?
No kidding. I’m calling this one a draw. Kate Upton = Jennifer Lopez. The real winner: P. Diddy, that SOB.
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Kate Upton denied this on her Twitter this morning.
Which will help the rest of us with our own denial we live in.
Sad news, fucking black guys is the second worst thing that can happen to a woman’s vagina after childbirth.
Unfair! Why is an immensely wealthy man dating a woman I have no shot in Hell with? Unfair, I say!
Seriously though, Kate Upton does jack shit for me. Although, if you combined Kate’s tits with J.Lo’s ass, what you got there is Frankenstein’s HHHHHNNNNNGGGGHHHHH!
Kate Upton is really overrated.
Everyone thinks she’s a 10, but she’s really…ok, we’ll she’s an 8 or a 9. But you know what I mean.
always gotta be one of these fucking guys in every kate upton post.
RELEVANT: Some dude tried to slyly take a pic of her at the NCAA final and got busted. [www.reddit.com]
If that is busted, I want to be busted.
Who the fuck is P. Diddy?
Mo’ Boobies, Mo’ Problems.
Should have said this first
Pretty sure Verlander is still tapping that. She spent a few days with him down in Lakeland, FL during spring training.
That gif with Kate and the American flags should be shown on the Jumbotron before every sporting event in America.
I like to think P Diddy does a “I’ll be fuckin’ you” before he has sex with much more attractive ladies than I ever will. Still not sure why I think about P Diddy having sex.
P Diddy be havin’ 99 problems, Upton ain’t one of ’em?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand you just ruin my day.