Reports: The Inevitable Mariah Carey-Nick Cannon Divorce Is Now Imminent

According to new reports, Mariah Carey is ready to flush her turd of a marriage to Nick Cannon down the toilet, as it has been heavily predicted. OK! Magazine, via The Huffington Post, says that things quickly unraveled following the release and disastrous promotion of his album “White People Party Music” in which he made headlines, embarrassing both himself and his wife, by dressing in whiteface, talking about past sexual conquests, losing Twitter fights, etc., etc.

“Mariah’d cut him loose right now. But she’s worried about him making a grab for a huge chunk of her $515 million fortune,” one source told America’s OK! magazine, with another insider noting her other half is also in misery.

“Nick feels burned that Mariah is ready to pull the plug. They have a pre-nup, but after Nick tells his side of the story Mariah will most likely settle with him financially and realize her once beautiful marriage has evaporated.”

“Nick loves to goof on Mariah, but she hates it,” a source revealed. “She has spent decades cultivating an image of an iconic glamour-puss.”

I don’t know what Nick Cannon could possibly have against Mariah Carey that’s more embarrassing than the fact that she married Nick Cannon in the first place, but whatever. Forking over a chunk of money is more than worth getting rid of a Nick Cannon problem, and I doubt it would even cut into her daily bathtub full of champagne and strawberries budget.