Robin Thicke Was Trying Really Hard To Get His Wife Paula Patton Back At The Billboard Music Awards

Giant Human Ken Doll Robin Thicke took his campaign of getting his estranged wife Paula Patton to super near-uncomfortable levels at last night’s Billboard Music Awards — first by thanking her for “her love and support and for putting up with [him] for all these years” while accepting his award for “Blurred Lines” as the Top R&B song, then debuting a new song called “Get Her Back.” It’s uh, not very subtle.

I never should have raised my voice or made you feel so small
I never should have asked you to do anything at all
I should have kissed you longer
I should have held you stronger
And I’ll wait for forever for you to love me again

Dude must have REALLY f* ked up, because most women would melt into a puddle after hearing a song like that performed for their benefit. What the hell could the guy have done? Did Paula come home to the dream house and find her husband rubbing plastic nubs with Skipper? HE SAID SHE DIDN’T MEAN ANYTHING, FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. Give the poor guy a second chance, you’re going to make him cry the painted eyeballs right off of his face.