This Vulgar Text Message Exchange In Which Selena Gomez Rejects Justin Bieber’s Advances Is EVERYTHING

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are a modern-day Romeo and Juliet, if Romeo and Juliet had cellphones and Romeo was an alleged drug addict douchebag and Juliet ran around in her bikini with James Franco. Someone convince Baz Luhrmann to reboot his film, with product placement from Purple. Radar came into possession of texts the pair of star-cross’d lovers sent to each other last week. There’s also an X-rated photo of Bieber, but no.

Here’s a fun snippet:

Bieber: “You’re all I need right now. I know I can make it right with you.”

Gomez: “U r a drug addict. U need help.”

Bieber: “Come on. Don’t tell me you don’t miss this.”

Gomez: “Why r u sending these to me. We r done. And how can u let [Lil Za] take the fall or your actions? U need to grow the f*ck up. I hope you get jail time. U deserve it at this point.”

Bieber: “F*CK YOU!!!!! I need to grow up?! HA ok! Enjoy life with OUT ME B*TCH!!! F*ck you. F*ck Scooter. F*ck all y’all. IAM DONE!”

Gomez: “Good!!! Go ‘retire’ or whatever bullish*t attention ur trying to get.”

Bieber: “Can’t hear you over my cash, babe! You’re only famous cuz of me. You know it. I know. Everybody knows. Bye. … Go f**k someone else. Keep that talentless p*ssy away from me!” (Via)

He’s quite the charmer.

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Banner via Getty Image, Guyism via Radar

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