The Absurdity Of A Tupac Sex Tape’s Existence Is Surpassed Only By The Contents Of The Tupac Sex Tape

Tupac was a man of many more talents than most of us were aware of, apparently. Reports TMZ, which claims to have seen the evidence of such:

The tape, shot in 1991, begins with a bunch of groupies in a living room during a house party. Tupac walks into the room with his pants down to his ankles, his shirt off … sporting several chains.

Tupac — whose head is shaved — pulls one of the women toward him, and she begins performing oral sex. As she does her thing, an unreleased song of Tupac’s is playing in the background, as Tupac is singing along and dancing, wiggling his hips.

And it gets even better. As the woman services Tupac, who is holding a cocktail in one hand and a blunt in another, Money B from Digital Underground walks over to him. Tupac puts his cocktail arm around Money B, continues singing and dancing … and the woman never stops.

More than anything, this tape will lend credence to the long-standing rumor that Tupac would often cross-stitch while performing cunnilingus on a lady. We look forward to this extraordinary display of talent and multitasking hitting the internet soon.

(HT: Buzzfeed’s Twitter)