This Girl Responded To Some Creep’s Facebook Sexts With Smash Mouth Lyrics

06.19.14 4 years ago 19 Comments
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Smash Mouth is the Orlando, Florida, of bands, and just like the real Orlando, everything appears all sunny, but look beneath the surface and you’ll see something truly horrifying. Comedian Barbara Gray, co-host of the Lady to Lady podcast, took this idea to its logical conclusion when “some rando tried to FB sext me so I responded with only Smash Mouth lyrics.”

What follows is the most uncomfortable (and hilarious) Smash Mouth-themed conversation since the time I pitched When the Morning Cums to Playboy (they were not interested). I’m a believer that his response to “what’s wrong with taking the back streets” is perfect.

01 - LvCMbpf

02 - bJRYCiS

03 - 1dlBzDI

04 - 7yAql6g

05 - WgZh8cw

06 - FfcuLbG

07 - TB1wcOy

08 - ZqrhWnZ

09 - Hoie8J2

10 - L894EaF

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