I’d like to ask you a few questions, UPROXX readers.
1. Did you recently attend a Megadeth/Motorhead show in Chicago?
2. While there did you, by chance, happen to make the acquaintance of a lady with “blue hair” wearing a “silver tube top, fishnets” and “knee high black biker boots?”
3. Did you happen to “raw dog” with this nice lady in the bathroom during the show?
If the answer to all of these questions is “yes,” then you’ve got a baby on the way, my friend. Congrats!
The Craigslist ad in which the blue-haired, black biker boot-wearing lass seeks her paramour has sadly been flagged for removal, but Fuse caught it before it was taken down.
In a post entitled, “Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? – w4m – 28 (Aragon Ballroom),” an anonymous woman wrote the following post, which is reproduced here in its entirety:
“Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.