In another fine example of the Florida educational system failing its residents, three men and a woman were severely stung by bees in New Port Richey while trying to steal honey from a hive, as if they were auditioning for the live action Winnie the Pooh movie.
A call was made to fire rescue at 11:26 a.m. on Sunday in regards to three men and a woman receiving bee stings at 7805 Calabash in New Port Richey.
“They were covered in bees, their beards, their hair, their clothes… bees were everywhere,” said neighbor Tom Johnson.
The honey-loving group had so many bees on them, in fact, they had to be sprayed down with a fire hose, possibly marking the first bath they’ve received in ages. While the woman only sustained a few stings, the men had up to 50 each, prompting a visit to an area hospital.
Considering that each of these hives contain 20,000-30,000 bees, it’s a miracle these folks will be able to tell their tale of stupidity at the biker bar they most likely frequent. Here’s a little tip to this group: the next time you want some honey, buy the little plastic bear from a store like the rest of normal society.