Guys. Guys. I’m happy to report that Tough Enough is coming back. I don’t know what the show will be like in this new iteration. Maybe it’ll just be a security cam in the Performance Center. But I swear to God they have to bring Stone Cold back to do his end-of-the-show 10 minutes of interrogation because that was the most enjoyable segment on television when it aired. Also, just bring Silent Rage back so we can make fun of him some more.
I can’t wait to fall in love with a wrestler, see him or her become a star on NXT and become a bunny-f*cking cartoon character on RAW and have my heart broken again.
Now, say it with me: MELINA AND ALICIA FOX!
