The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 3/24/14: We The Sheeple

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Please click through to enjoy the Best and Worst of WWE Raw for March 24, 2014.

Worst: Everybody Argues And Then Dave Batista Splits His Pants

Last night’s show opened with Stephanie McMahon announcing that Daniel Bryan wouldn’t be in the building tonight and reiterating a few of the more … subtle points from last week’s Heinous Assault. Randy Orton interrupts her to agree with her and kiss her ass a little before trying to wedge Triple H out of the oncoming WWE World Heavyweight Championship match at WrestleMania. That brings out Mumbles The Beige Bear to mumbleshout into a broken microphone with his broken voice, some shots are fired, and …