Remember earlier this month when the entire internet sat down to watch a guy do “brutal WWE moves” to his girlfriend? If you missed it, don’t worry. He did them into a swimming pool.
The video attracted the attention of Paul Heyman, who managed to hunt the guy down, cut a promo on him by a swimming pool and enlist the help of WWE Hall of Famer and former Dangerous Alliance member Madusa to give him what he deserves. The best part is that it’s bookended by two guest promos: We open with Jim Ross announcing the rematch, and end with Brock Lesnar telling the kid to go f*ck himself. It’s LOVELY.
If part three isn’t Lesnar suplexing and F-5’ing the kid onto the concrete around the pool, we riot.