If you need that one, final WWE Halloween fix and Hulk Hogan and The Iron Sheik were before your time, let the Division III Mount Union Purple Raiders make your day. For Halloween practice, their coaches became some of the biggest stars of the ’90s, complete with gear and full entrances.
That’s Head Coach Vince Kehres as The Undertaker, RB Coach Mike Schuff and DL Coach Tyler Funk as The New Age Outlaws — if one of them’s a Funk, they should’ve been Cactus Jack and Chainsaw Charlie — and Defensive Coordinator Chris Kappas bringing it home as Stone Cold Steve Austin. If you’re wondering whether or not somebody gets hit with a stunner, you don’t know anything about football practice OR people dressed as Steve Austin for ANY occasion. They’re probably already recruiting that high school kid who hit an RKO from outta nowhere.
As a bonus, there’s not a team name more ready for the Attitude Era than the “Mount Union Purple Raiders.” Vince Russo could turn that into a minimum of two sexually-aggressive puns. I’d like to believe that in another part of the state, the Baldwin Wallace Yellow Jackets coaches dressed up as WCW stars, and someone’s just killing it as Glacier.